10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."