10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-