10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."