10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT