10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."