10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha