10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim