10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet