10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.