10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-