10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow