10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack