10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.