10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier