10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is for loners.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-