10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"