10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.