10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.