10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Welcome to kicker school
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.