10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."