10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd