10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.