10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson