10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."