10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer