10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Welcome to kicker school
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow