10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.