10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- im going to 2 out you to death
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph