10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"