10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.