10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers