10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Welcome to kicker school
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes