10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson