10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "No river, no fish."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!