10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!