10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph