10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth