10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.