10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.