10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.