10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.