10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel