10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha