10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.