10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.