10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.