10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.