10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "No river, no fish."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.