10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--