10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth